"This session of netizens have nothing to do, so let's go find a class, okay?"

Recently, netizens have been disgusted again, but this is not what I said, it was said by friends in Gansu.

The popularity of the previous "Naan Yanwen" has not faded, and this session of netizens has found a new "Internet fun"-

is either "persecuting" the Gansu people around him to say "the wind is surging", or scurrying around on the Internet to provoke the Gansu people to say "arch (roll)".

The whole network is embarrassing the people of Gansu

And the people of Gansu, who were already on the verge of collapse, were even worse after seeing an advertisement.

Lucky Coffee's latest advertising slogan "Bomb away the spring sleepiness, coffee refreshment", makes every Gansu person who tries to read it unhappy-

"Bomb away rush control, faint away spring control...... Well, I won't drink Xingyong coffee again in this life, and I will refuse to talk to you outsiders. ”

"Four words, let all Gansu people collapse for me" / Source: Lucky Coffee Weibo

"Who the hell has nothing to do all day and is studying the shortcomings of Gansu people in a targeted manner?!"

For this question, the answer may be all the netizens who were amused by Gansu pronunciation.

A random search for keywords such as "Gansu", "Gansu dialect" and "Gansu accent" on the Internet can cure all unhappiness.

"If the people of Yunnan rule Douyin, then the people of Gansu are not the gods who rule the jokes of dialects."

Heaven is not afraid of the earth, but I am afraid that Gansu people speak Mandarin.

It is different from the way of speaking of Northeast people with their own laughter, and the laughter brought about by the transformation of the rhetorical order of Naan.

Gansu dialect attracts outsiders, often because of the subtle sense of joy brought by the difference between the front and back nasal sounds.

Golden sentences such as "arch (roll) out" and "lonely (ethical) issues" that are popular on the whole network are just the tip of the iceberg of Gansu dialect stories.

Every Gansu person who deals with friends from other places has been sanctioned by the pronunciation of "un" and "ong".

Welcome to the large-scale TV series "In Those Years, the Love and Hate of Gansu People and Ong"——

"What kind of un are you talking about, and how is the group in front of you not poor", is a topic that every Gansu person should spend his whole life studying.

In the circle of friends, the story will be passed on forever, and people in other places may need to rack their brains, and for Gansu friends, it is just "slightly dirty clothes".

The corners of the clothes are not afraid of being slightly dirty, and you can solve it perfectly with an arch washing machine

Of course, the "laugh" here is not only funny, but with the blessing of the accent, Gansu people speak, and there is a kind of beauty that makes words break through the dimensional wall.

There is no need for complicated rhetoric, no superfluous explanations, just relying on a single word and the pronunciation of words.

"The high school geography teacher is from Gansu, and the time difference in class is called midwinter, and I wondered where there is a place called midwinter, and later I learned that it was London."

"The university is in Gansu, and during military training, the instructor disagrees with others and punishes others, which is to make people go down (squat)."

If you listen to it once, you will get started, and if you learn it once, you will laugh.

When outsiders listen to friends in Gansu, they will always experience the mental journey:

Confused - confused - suddenly realized - amused/cute/laughed.

Gansu friends and outsiders talk: laughing and laughing, what are you laughing at?

"Prejudice in the human heart is an insurmountable mountain"

And if it is said that the "empty ear" effect produced by the pronunciation of Gansu people will automatically make Gansu friends turn into comedians......

Then the characteristics of Gansu people's subdued tone and frustration + voice and emotion when they speak, and the "northwest cuteness" formed by them makes people can't help but want to imitate.

Now I know that the popular "laughing hug" turned out to be Gansu dialect

After all, in the area of "using loud dialects to snatch the minds of netizens", Gansu dialect ranks first, and no one dares to rank second.

The word "spring" in Mandarin is "rushing to the sky" in Gansu accent.

"Where is the spring" when singing, is "where is the sky......

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For example, the chorus in "Mountains and Seas" is this effect

It sounds like only two words have changed, but the artistic conception is the difference between "Spring Poetry Recitation" and "Spring Production Mobilization Pledge Conference".

Spring: Shall I go?

It can be said that this kind of "laughing" emotion happens all the time in daily life.

When I was eating, I met a Gansu man who said that he liked to eat Hongdong, but later I learned that it was wonton. ”

When the season changes, there is also "Gansu roommate suddenly opened the curtain one day and sighed: Weng (Wen) has dropped!" ”

When you get angry and scold: "Arch! Red Eggs! ”

Of course, sometimes, it is also difficult to deal with friends in Gansu:

"A friend said that his grandfather had a dragon chair, and I excitedly asked Qianlong's Kangxi, and he said that his grandfather broke his leg and bought a wheelchair."

"I'm sorry grandpa, please come and pack my laughter and send it to Zhuan Zhuan for recycling."

Answer: "Sofa photo" = "ID card"

But you are wrong to think that the biggest victim is a foreigner who is confused and confused, and who understands the laughter.

Recently, Gansu people, whether it is online communication or offline social networking, no longer accept exams all the time.

"You say swimming/seeking/eating/lavender ......"

"Right Brave / Bear Secret / Cave Eating / Corset Grass ......"

Outlanders at this time

In the relevant comment area, it is not that no one expressed doubts: Do you want to listen to what you read?

At this time, the people of Gansu just want to say: Can I hear it, let me listen?

It's good to play Gansu people as crooked nuts, right?

"You don't understand the pain of a Gansu person who repeatedly adds g to the nasal sound before and after typing in the input method."

It is as difficult as asking Sichuan people to pronounce Nezha, Shandong people to divide word order, and Xinjiang people to give up exaggerated metaphors.

How difficult it is for Gansu people to solve the pronunciation problem can be seen from their Mandarin test.

Simple words may also be able to control the correct and round words, even if "wind and clouds" and "stewed frozen tofu" are not impossible to work hard.

But when it comes to long sentences, it's easy to show the stuffing.

The hellish start of the Gansu people's exam: the fourth-level translation is the Dunhuang Mogao Grottoes, and the Mandarin test essay reading is also the Dunhuang Mogao Grottoes.

You must know that there are many topics that Gansu people dare not touch - such as sports, such as ancient poems.

With the piece of movement (exercise), two words are enough to stump a large number of people: I drew my favorite sport this time (lip force).

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As for ancient poems, it can only be said that many poets did not consider the feelings of Gansu people at all when they created them.

Take Lu You's famous poem "Traveling to Shanxi Onion (Village)" as an example:

Mo laughs at the farmhouse wine red (muddy), and the harvest year stays with the chicken (porpoise).

There is no way out of the mountains and rivers, and the willows and flowers are bright and green onions (villages).

Reading Du Mu's "Qingming", I also fought in my mouth:

During the Qingming Festival, the rain peaks and peaks (variety), the pedestrians on the road want to break the red (soul).

By asking where the restaurant is, the shepherd boy pointed to the apricot blossom onion (village).

"I don't know anything else, but this scallion and apricot onion should sound delicious."

Gansu: Laugh, if I think about it when I take the Mandarin test, you'll be finished!

However, the most hated writer of Gansu people should be a foreigner - Haruki Murakami.

Don't ask, if you ask, you can never tell whether it's "spring trees on the green onion" or "Murakami filling".

In the same way, they can get the singer they don't like, Wu Keqiang.

The hardest things in the world to hide: poverty, coughing, and the accents of friends in Gansu.

Every friend who tries to hide his identity as a Gansu person deeply understands the phrase "hard work will also fail".

A short video blogger posted a video about the "five major earthquakes in history", pulling several layers of AI to change his voice.

But netizens in the comment area still heard it: there is nothing wrong with Gansu under the skin, right? Earth is positive (earthquake)?

The editor's sky has fallen, and a video has been urgently released: You can no longer comment on the dragon like this (comment) My worm is brittle (pure).

If you have a Gansu friend who got a high score in the Mandarin test, cherish it, Gansu people know how high the gold content is.

If you have a friend from Gansu who does not speak standard Mandarin, cherish it too, because he has his own reasoning and is worth learning.

Take the word "roll" as an example, the deep meaning of Gansu people to make "arch" is:

Compared with the anterior nasal voice, the words scolding in the posterior nasal voice are more shocking and full of energy.

"I sincerely suggest that people in other places also learn, speak with momentum and attitude, we are serious!"

This is not groundless, there is a saying that-

The post-nasal sound engraved in the DNA of Gansu people is actually due to the low air pressure and thin air density in Gansu, which is located at a high altitude, which will make it difficult for sound transmission.

At this point, emphasizing the post-nasal way of pronunciation can make the sound more penetrating and facilitate people to communicate information with each other.

Gansu dialect common phrases/Source: Gansu release

It should be clarified that some Gansu people said: We people in Gansu are not all nasal voices before and after.

Truly.

Gansu has a vast area and complex terrain, covering 1659 geographical areas in the north, south, northwest and Qinghai-Tibet, spanning 0 degrees of longitude from east to west, totaling 0 kilometers.

"If you've been to Gansu, you've been to four-fifths of China."

Corresponding to the vast territory is a complex dialect system.

The dialects of the Gansu region can be roughly divided into the official dialect of the Central Plains and the official dialect of Lanyin, such as the marmot speech in "Nezha 2", which is mixed with Ningxia dialect and Gansu dialect (both belong to Lanyin official dialect).

From the geographical point of view of Gansu, it can be divided into seven small pieces: Longdong dialect, Longzhong dialect, Longnan dialect, Taomin dialect, Hezhou dialect, Lanzhou dialect and Hexi dialect. Each dialect has its own unique pronunciation characteristics and lexical usage.

The pronunciation characteristics of each region are very different, in other words, not all dialects in Gansu have the characteristic of "not distinguishing between front and back nasals".

For example, Lanzhou dialect sounds very powerful, and people who praise it sound very authoritative, "Sasha is very distressed!" Ga guys are very energetic! ”

The Tianshui dialect, located in the southeastern part of Gansu Province, has a similar accent to Guanzhong in Shaanxi Province and is relatively soft.

When Tianshui Malatang swept the country, Aunt Tianshui sent water to foreign tourists and said, "Dog, Jia (obedient, give)", which made people's hearts warm.

There are also some Gansu friends who say that they don't have an accent because they don't realize that they have an accent, hmm......

In addition, the dialect characteristics of the front and back nasal sounds are not only in Gansu.

Like "the whole network test of Gansu pronunciation", there are already people in northern Shaanxi, Shanxi, Xinjiang and other places quietly wiping sweat:

After laughing, Gansu can't laugh at me.

Whether it's the Gansu accent or other local dialects.

It's not so much ridicule, but rather people from all over the world getting to know each other through different dialect characteristics, and getting closer together in laughter and jokes.

毕竟就算退一万步说，“你有你的un/ong，我有我的l/n，他有他的zcs/zhchsh，谁又能笑话谁了。”

But in the end, in response to the call of friends in Gansu, it is still necessary to propose:

In the future, you should play stalks in moderation, and you should pay more attention when you take the exam for your Gansu friends.

1. No longer have to "storm and clouds" to test Gansu friends (the latest topic is already "bombing away the spring sleepiness").

2. No longer send relevant jokes to friends in Gansu on the eve of the Mandarin test (you can do it after the test).

3. Pay less attention to the pronunciation of Gansu friends and care more about Gansu friends (ask the state to assign a Gansu friend).

Above, let's abide by it together.